He always holds on to his girlfriend
That's where he likes to be
He likes to wear the ball and the chain on his neck
A false sense of security
And when he goes he goes with a smile (x4)
Desperate Andy
The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get high
And get whatever you want to
He used to be a closet biker they say
A 1957 BSA
He used to collect writing paper
They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of
Desperate Andy
Isn't it dandy
Have yourself another shandy, Andy
Desperate Andy
The world is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get high
and get whatever you want to
The word is your oyster now
You can do as you want to do
The world is your oyster now
So go out and get laid
and get whatever you want to
The world is your oyster
The world is yours
It's yours it's yours it's your's yours
Gimme the chastity, gimme the sancity,
Gimme the wit