[Hellcat:]
Well you used to be damn fine
A super stud all mine
Then you got a little mean.
Since you've been drinkin'
I've been thinkin'
Your love ain't what I need.
Cause you're a selfish liar!
[Hooch:]
Well I swear the girl never meant a thing to me
Just the wrong place, wrong time!
You know how trouble always finds me
And I said «I'm sorry» what else I gotta say?
Gimme one more chance
[Hellcat:]
Aw HELL no honey!
It's the same ol' game
[Hooch:]
No it ain't like that,
I'll change if you take me back
[Hellcat:]
The only change 'round here is the lock on my door
[Hooch:]
Oh yeah? YOU AIN'T GOT THE GUTS!
You'll always be thinkin' 'bout me
You just can't live without me
You can't live without my love!
[Hellcat:]
Don't come crawling back
'Cause you know it's a fact
You'll have to live without my love!
[Hooch:]
Well you bet, I think, I'll miss ya
But you won't be on my mind
When I'm balls deep in your sister yeah
[Hellcat:]
Well you cheat & lie and you drink & fight
And you know what, I'm sure there are plenty of guys
That'll treat me right
So you get the hell outta my life you dirty dog!
You're in the doghouse, honey!
You get out and you stay out!
You filthy-ass dog!
So take your car and your guitar and you get outta my sight!
And don't you ever think of comin'back!
And you keep your damn dirty hands off my sister!
[Hooch:]
You'll always be thinkin' 'bout me
You just can't live without me
You can't live without my love!
[Hellcat:]
Don't come crawling back
'Cause you know it's a fact
You'll have to live without my love!
[Both:]
You'll always be thinkin' 'bout me
You just can't live without me
You can't survive without my love!
You come crawling back
Cause you know it's a fact
You can't live without my love!
[Hooch:]
If I leave I ain't coming back!
I swear you'll regret this!
[Hellcat:]
You get out and you stay out!
[Hooch:]
I am gone!
You have to live with that!
[Hellcat:]
You're in the doghouse, honey!
[Hooch:]
Hello Hellcat this is Hooch,
I uh.. I would like to uh.. come to by MY house and get MY shit out. I uh.. I'm prepared to hear an apologue at anytime. Uhh I haven't.. You haven't been returning my messages. Uh I would also like to know why Creeping Jeff's CAR IS IN THE DRIVEWAY AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING!!! …Call me back…
Oh hi it's me again uh.. you know who this is. Listen I uh drove by the house a couple of times today and I uh noticed you're home but something's wrong with your phone because YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING IT!! …Call me back…
Listen I'm at the Plaza bar just around the corner from the house and uhh I don't feel like walking back to my mom's house. I was thinking I could just maybe crash on MY couch. Let me just.. Call me back on my cell phone.
Ok I came by the house and got my shit off the lawn. Which was fucking soaked thanks a lot! You know these amplifiers are expensive classic pieces of fucking equipment. AND YOU RUINED THEM CAUSE YOU HATE ME! Call me back…