Happy Valentine's Day! Let's do this!
Girl, oohh you are my valentine,
with your lips so red and your smile so divine,
cause you no, no, no, no,
got a hold of my heart,
you're my lover, my teacher, my best friend,
my priceless work of art.
But this valentine dont make me blue,
cause there are four things I just want you to do.
Lick my balls like an ice cream cone,
and grab my cock like microphone,
and play my ass like xilophone,
and tell me that you love me,
that you want me,
that you need me,
that you want me,
that you love me.
Girl ooooh its february 14th, well, well,
go crazy, crazy, crazy, on my sack,
but baby please no teeth, (seriously)
last year, oh no, no, no,
I got you candy and flowers,
this year I'm gonna give you some anal,
and maybe a golden shower.
This month we celebrate black history
so play by ass like a Dizzy Gillespie.
Lick my balls like an ice cream cone,
and grab my cock like a microphone,
and play my ass like a xilophone,
and tell me that you love me,
that you want me,
that you need me,
that you want me,
that you love me.
Its valentines day,
there's so many things I have to say,
I want to have intercourse but not in a normal way,
no dont be scared you don't got to run,
its just my cock and balls,
its not a lethal loaded gun,
I'm gonna shoot, shooot, shoot,
but no bullets,
give it a rub and you'll see some white fluiod,
yuck, thats so sick that throws myself out,
what the hell am I singing?
what the hell's this song about?
oohh yeah Its valentines day, we got to celebrate,
I want to have sex and not mutual masturbate,
I wanna early by nature,
but hip hop or reggae,
you're my special little shorty happy valentine's day,
oooh, so many types of sex
dont tell your mother she might be impressed.