[Verse 1:]
Scratched a ticket with a leg of a cricket
And I got triple Jesus,
Cashed it in for a Siamese twin
At the family firing range,
Went to bed and woke up inside another man's head,
Nobody noticed,
I'm so excited the senator's a fighter,
Don't tell me nothing's changed.
[Chorus:]
Return to the moon, I'm dying,
Return to the moon, please.
[Verse 2:]
Bought a saltwater fish from a colorblind witch
‘Cause she said she loved it,
Couldn't tell her the part that would break her heart,
But it loved me.
She said, “I think you're getting too far from your family's house
To find it.
You should know if you're running away and I touch you,
You freeze”.
[Chorus:]
Return to the moon, I'm dying,
Return to the moon, please.
Return to the moon, I'm dying,
Return to the moon, please.
Don't make me wait for you at the corner of Eden Park,
Don't make me wait for you at the Serpentine Wall.
[Verse 3:]
Wish I could have been there when you were driving away
For California,
If you've got to go somewhere
Then you better go somewhere far.
Did you really think I could ever go on without you?
I'm not a genius,
I imagine myself being cool
In the backseat of your car.
[Chorus:]
Return to the moon, I'm dying,
Return to the moon, please.
Return to the moon, I'm dying,
Return to the moon, please.
Don't make me wait for you at the corner of Eden Park,
Don't make me wait for you at the Serpentine Wall.