Salesman talking to me
Tried to run me up a creek
Says you can buy it, go on try it,
You can pay me next week
Uh-uh, too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
for me to be involved in
Oh-ho-ho
Blonde haired, good lookin'
Tryin' to get me hooked
Wants me to marry, settle down
And get a home and and write a book
Uh-uh, too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
for me to be involved in
Oh-ho-ho
Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dime gone,
Well me ought to sue
The operator for tellin' me a tale
Uh-uh, too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
for me to be involved in
Oh-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho …… Oh-ho-ho …… Oh-ho-ho …… Oh-ho-ho
Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war
Army bar, army chow,
Army clothes, army car
Uh-uh, too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
for me to be involved in
Oh-ho-ho
Workin' in the fillin' station,
Too many tasks
Wipe the windo', check the tires,
Check the oil, dollar gas
Uh-uh, too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
Oh-ho-ho
Blonde haired, good lookin'
Tryin' to get me hooked
Wants me to marry, get a home,
Settle down and and write a book
Uh-uh, too much monkey business,
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
for me to be involved in
Oh-ho-ho
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho,
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho