This is only a test.
1, 2, what you gonna do?
3, 4, 5, twisting your arm and your eye.
You will buy!
Step right up, donate a memory,
To the bank of love you loan your daydreams.
Buy it!
Buy it!
Black Friday's come and gone!
Buy me a future regret,
A shrink wrapped fantasy that I'll wanna forget.
In the age of the mercenary,
In the nursing home where river swallows the sea
That's where we'll be with guns.
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Into the age of scrutiny
And the grandest frapping,
Well, I ain't gonna pay.
Trimming the tree I can hang, I won't swing.
It's only a test!
Buy it!
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I'll pry my seat
From the children's graves.
Hear the angels sing!
All the zombies walk on Black Friday.
It's a riot at the salad bar,
Predatory lenders,
Safari mission is far but you paid for them
To kill your mom.
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Kill 'em now!
This is only a test.