Well she wants to be a singer in the band
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a microphone
Looks like she's all alone
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend
She keeps staring me out with her ole black & blue eyes
And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance
And I was never that good at being nice when I should
I guess she'll forgive me right before she tries to kill me
Coz I sold her on yesterday's
Come take me o my… eye eyes…
I can take her waltz just so she could kick my head in
I do believe I was drunk and both that my head's trunk
I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her
I was lost in her what's your name
And just get me for tie… eye eyes…
Come take me o my… eye eyes…
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me
And you look so dagger
Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips
And she said o my dearest I'm not pretty and isn't it a pity
That you won't kiss these rotten lips
So take me o my… eye… eyes
Ole black & blue eyes
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be
And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me