Текст песни GeekSlayer — Bad blood — Parody

Cause maybe I'm just a bad thug
You better run from my Nerf gun
So take a look at my mean mug
But I just wanna be real thug
I can't help but be a true badass
I prank call teachers then I hang up on them fast
I light up candy cigarettes right after class
Do drive-bys on my bicycle everytime I pass
I got tattoos over tattoos
each one temporary
Bump beats on my boombox
but it's always Katy Perry
Fake chains looking scary
I don't follow rules I play by my own rules
Well unless my mom gets mad and tells me to
Oh, I just want to be a real gangster
and get chicks
But maybe I'm just a bad thug
I'm sometimes scared to give girls hugs
I cry right after I kill bugs
But I just wanna be real thug
I came from the real streets
of a gated community
I don't fight, I give my dad hugs
But maybe I'm just a bad thug
Remember when you tried to write me off?
Remember when you said I ain't a boss?
Don't you remember, you thought that I was sheltered
Follow instructions, you serious?
I gave my teacher the bird
This is my life and I'm snorting glue,
walking pimp, getting phone numbers,
swag all my clothes; cereal, eat it without milk
Still all my life I want money and ladies
And I be chasing thug life like crazy