Got a B in math I'm going to die
Gotta cram all night for exam time
Score 100s go to MIT
Because that is the Asian dream
This is our life
Don't yell at me
Cause this is just a parody
Listen to me
This is the Asian way
Run to the library just to study
This is the Asian way
Play piano violin and Starcraft every day
Grab your rice and your bowl
And just don't be a troll
Cause I'm on the honor roll
This is the Asian way
Just obey your parents and you'll probably be okay
My parents just threw my phone away
That's what you get for getting a B
Don't get ripped off
We buy things cheap
Just get two hours of our sleep
This is our life
Don't hate on me
Cause this is just a parody
Listen to me
This is the Asian way
Run to the library just to study
This is the Asian way
Play piano violin and Starcraft every day
Grab your rice and your bowl
And just don't be a troll
Cause I'm on the honor roll
This is the Asian way
Just obey your parents and you'll probably be okay