How come everything that I do
Never seems to go right
Every turn I take to the left
Seems I should have gone right
Guess I'm a natural born loser
A natural born loser, everybody
I go out walking and it starts to rain
I get back home and it's sunny again
The moon at night never seems so bright
But in my mind, it's cloudy
Guess I'm a natural born loser
A natural born loser, everybody
What am I, what am I, what am I going to do
Won't somebody help me
And give me a clue