Mwaha ha ha!
Dracula was the name,
And the Boogeyman is my father.
I got a monster in my closet,
Someone's underneath my bed,
The wind's knockin' at my window,
I'd kill it, but it's already dead.
It waits ‘til the midnight hour to come
To torture me for the wrongs I've done,
It just sits there and stares at me,
And it won't let me get any sleep. Just let me sleep!
I got a monster in my closet,
Someone's underneath my bed,
The wind's knockin' at my window,
I'd kill it, but it's already dead.
At first I was scared, when I looked at his eyes,
But now that I know him, I'm not that surprised,
I'm just waitin' on the sun to rise,
Oh, how I wish that old sun would rise!
I got a monster in my closet,
Someone's underneath my bed,
The wind's knockin' at my window,
I'd kill it, but it's already dead.
I used to wonder why you looked familiar
Then I realized it was a mirror,
Oh, and now it is plain to see
The whole time the monster was me.
I got a monster in my closet,
Someone's underneath my bed,
The wind's knockin' at my window,
I'd kill it, but it's already dead.
I'm the living dead,
Only thing that'll bring me alive, woman,
Is some good good head!
Ha ha ha ha ha!