Come I'll take you by the hand
And welcome you to wonderland
The stars'n'stripes are standing watch
Please, have a look, but you may no touch
We're great again shout it out loud
Celebrate some school shoot-outs
Protect the freedom for this we stand
With guns in our cold dead hands
We offer liberty and the N.S.A.
Made in, made in U.S.A.
Martin Luther King and the Ku-Klux-Klan
Made in, made in U.S.A.
Slavery and Yes We Can
Made in, made in U.S.A.
Donald Trump and J.F.K.
Made in U.S.A.
The wheel of fortune
Is a wheel that keeps spinning
Hope and change
Gave way to winning
Unless it all comes crumbling down
We'll always be the biggest game in town
So go ahead, make my day,
Try to take our rights away
Prepare to have your pussy grabbed
If you wanna mess with Uncle Sam
We offer liberty and the N.S.A…
Coca-Cola, Burger King
Mickey Mouse and Halloween
Waterboarding Guantanamo
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Starwars, Simpsons, Super Bowl
Elvis Presley and Rock'n'Roll
Baywatch, Playboy, Wonderbra
God, bless America!
We offer liberty and the N.S.A…