— Ay, but what you doin' up here anyway, nigga?
— Man I came up to get some rubbers, man, what you doin' up here?
— No shit? Man, I came up here to get a physical, you know for my job, you gotta get a physical and shit, but…
— Really?
— Philip Brown to the front desk! Philip Brown!
— Aw, that's me right there. Hey, man, you stay up, man!
— Philip Brown!
— Be careful and shit, you know…
— Aiight then, homie!
— Philip Brown?
— Yeah?
— Can I help you?
— Ahh, ah-uh-yeah, I'd like to get, I'd like to get a physical.
— We don't give physicals here.
— Oh, you don't?
— No, all we test for is VD: herpes, syphilis and gonorrhea.
— I'd like to see a doctor.
— What's the matter, you burning?
— Huh?
Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no!
Why is my thing-thing burnin' like this?
Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no!
What have I done stuck my dick in?
[Verse 1:]
I went to the free clinic, it was filled to capacity,
Now how bad can a piece of ass be?
Very bad, so I had to make the trip,
And thank God, I didn't have the drips.
I was there so a ho couldn't gimme that,
Just to get twenty free jimmy hats.
Now look who I see,
Ain't that… Yeah, that's the bitch from up the street,
With the big fat tail
Who always told Cube to go to hell,
She thought she was wiser,
Now she's sittin' in the waiting room, burnin' like Heat Miser.
Yeah, I see ya,
First Miss Thang, now Miss Gonorrhea,
Man, it's a trip how the world keeps turnin',
It's 1991, and look who's burnin'!
Does it get you hot?
It's got me hot!
This is a girl playin' hard to get.
Burnin' up, burnin'!
What have I done stuck my dick in?
[Verse 2:]
Now everybody is a victim, you can go see 'em,
And you'll hear more claps than the Coliseum,
Sittin' there all quiet and embarrassed,
Whoop, there go that bitch who was careless.
I remember – she wouldn't give the cock
To anybody, who lived on the block,
Now, ho, look what you got,
Bend that big ass over for the shot,
‘Cause somebody is piping hot.
Drippin' like a faucet, I'm glad I didn't toss it,
Got you a college boy, who was worse than me,
And he probably fucked the whole university,
Still wanted him to dick you down, kick you down
With some bucks, now who got fucked?
With a nigga for the money he's earnin',
But ask for some water, bitch, and look who's burnin'!
Does it get you hot?
Can you get that?
This is a girl playin' hard to get.
Burnin' up, burnin'!
Why is my thing-thing burnin' like this?
It burns.
Fitfully, stutteringly to its end.
…at which there is, a little surprise.
Aww, shit! That stupid ass bitch!!!
[Verse 3:]
Yo, it ain't my fault you got the heebie-jibbies,
But you still try to act like you didn't see me.
So I walk over, and say, «Hi!”
Bitch, don't try to act surprised!
You shoulda put a sock on the pickle,
And your pussy wouldn't be blowin' smoke signals.
Man, this is gonna kill 'em,
Guess who got a big fat dose of penicillin?
They'll ask, «Who?», and I tell 'em, “You!
The new leader of the big booty crew.”
And after the day, I'm sorry to say,
You come through the neighborhood, you couldn't give it away
To a nigga, who's out to get major paid,
But you'll have him pissin' out razorblades,
But a bitch like you'll be returnin' with the HIV, R.I.P.
You can't trust a big butt and a smile.
I'm burnin' up!
You can't trust a big butt and a smile.
You can't trust a big butt and a smile.
I'm burnin' up!
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Done stuck my dick in?
I'm burnin' up!
It's hot. I'm burnin' up!