[Intro:]
You know…
Maybe I'm drunk
Maybe I'm not
Maybe this happened
Maybe it didn't
[Pre-Chorus:]
Call my doctor, call my lawyer
Call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out
Cause a dead man walks the streets
Cause my sister has a best friend
That's I've known since I was three
And now I'm gon' get strangled
Cause we tangled in the sheets
[Chorus:]
My homies like, «Dead man, dead man walking»
My homies like, «You a dead man, dead man walking»
[Verse 1:]
Beautiful family friend is she
Almost a decade older than me
And I've been gone for quite a while overseas
Yeah…
And she's been living up in Albany
Then I had two shows I played up state
She came to show love and see my face
Then we got drinks and we chilled like, «Hey»
And then from there it was — you know
It was like…
[Pre-Chorus:]
Call my doctor, call my lawyer
Call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out
Cause a dead man walks the streets
Cause my sister has a best friend
That's I've known since I was three
And now I'm gon' get strangled
Cause we tangled in the sheets
[Chorus:]
My homies like, «Dead man, dead man walking»
My homies like, «You a dead man, dead man walking»
[Verse 2:]
Now she's like, «Damn!»
«How did we let this happen, damn!»
«How did we end up in this bed then?»
I said, «Relax» and laughed like
«This would be a pretty dope song.»
She's like, «No, I swear to God I'll kill you
No, I really will just take your life
No, don't even think about it»
But that would be a pretty dope song
So I came home and I called my friends
Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam
I know for a fact that I'm going to he-
(laughs)
It's over — my life is dead ass over
[Pre-Chorus:]
Call my doctor, call my lawyer
Call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out
Cause a dead man walks the streets
Cause my sister has a best friend
That's I've known since I was three
And now I'm gon' get strangled
Cause we tangled in the sheets
[Chorus: 2x]
My homies like, «Dead man, dead man walking»
My homies like, «You a dead man, dead man walking»
The funny thing about this entire thing
You know like doing the one-take, write it quick, fun jokes?
But my sister won't hear this until I release the album
She'll hear every other song except this one
So… surprise