Summer sun has come to stay,
Bikinis, tans, outrageous legs,
They're all retarded
And they all look the same,
And barbie's body's melting down,
On her face a big fat frown,
Cause Mr. Cellulite just moved into town
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Well me and B, we hate supermodels,
It's not that we know anyone personally,
It's just that I'm tired of being compared
The boys they come here
With expectations for the summer,
I refuse to take any part
Of this barbaric ritual,
Cause God has given me a mind
That I will use from time to time,
And I got more on my head,
Than what's made by Paul Mitchell
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Was it worth the tears you cried
To fit the size?
Well think it over once or twice,
What lasts the longest in this life,
Character or rock hard thighs?
In the end do you believe
That beauty lies in what you see?
Cause if you do, then, baby
You've been deceived
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