[Bieber:]
That guy sure was grumpy
No one can touch me
As long as I'm swaggy
Whatever that means
Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing
That fool don't know meI do Pilates and Karate's, and he's fat and disgusting
I'm hot shit, I'm way cool
I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool
And also I have bodyguards
No one can touch me
I'm freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the throat
Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was a joke
Could you please le e e e e e e e e e t go of my nuts
Someone call 911111111111111111 this sucks
[Girlfriend:]
How many nines was that?
[Bieber:]
It's just a flesh wound
He's drivin' on my head
But I'm just playin' possum
There goes my front tooth
When he stops kicking me I got him right where I want him
Come back here, we ain't done
That's just my arm. I got another one
This shit just got real
He folded my legs back
Ripped off my nutsack
Stuck me with thumbtacks
He must be mad
Pushed me off the roof
Beat me with phone books
How does my face look?
[Girl:]
It's not that bad
[Bieber:]
No not the Jajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer. Owwwie.
[Big Sean:]
I don't if you know this but
Yo ass looks pretty torn up
That old man from Kill Bill
Needs to take a chill pill
I don't know happened son you said you knew karate
But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song chopped off your whole body
[Dad:]
That ain't rappin'. This is rappin'
Do the booty jam do the booty jam
Everyone's a fan of the booty jam
You're telling me you never heard this?
[Bieber:]
Calling Beliebers it's Justin Bieber
Put me in the freezer to preserve my head
[Emperor:]
We'll resurrect him
We can perfect him
We'll reanimate back from the Dead
Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiiise
Shawty
Join the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide
[Bieber:]
Swaggy
[Emperor:]
Justin, can you hear me?
[Bieber:]
That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is Darth Bieber.