Tovarisch, to be the true russian you should know these things:
Vodka! Shapka!
Dacha! Kartoshka!
Gorbachev! Borjsch!
Kasha! Matreshka!
Ya budu tebja ubivat'!
Tovarisch, to be the true russian you must know these things:
Shuba! Balalaika!
Lenin! Perestroika!
Pechka! Varezhki!
Niva! Zhopa!
Ya budu tebja ubivat'! 4x
Kakie vashi dokazatelstva? 4x
Vodka! Shapka!
Dacha! Kartoshka!
Gorbachev! Borjsch!
Kasha! Matreshka!
Shuba! Balalaika!
Lenin! Perestroika!
Pechka! Varezhki!
Niva! Zhopa!