Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off.
Like Pepe LePew would say,
Hey, hey, hey! — then we clash!
I got my diddly spayed
She laughs about it.
Shrinking inflections
if the wind blows just right.
Jacking off with polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right!
Hey, when am I getting it back?
I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say.
Don't touch the balls.
I got a dick, dick — hear my fucking hate!
If your world is getting ugly
Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate.
Feeding a cow a hamburger and raw
Bill just fuck me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone.
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look
I got my penis spayed,
I got a little tail.
I got my diddly spayed
Nothing hard
I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh…well you can't live
We got my diddly spayed
When ya gonna learn?