Blame it all on Disney
Looked like they did to me,
And I am not the only one who turned out like thaaaat,
Just look at Lindsey,
Don't forget about Miley,
And that girl from Even Stevens
even had a sex tape, Ugh!
what the fuck
happened to them
Remember Disney when it had
Lizzy McGuire and That's So Raven
Then it just got worse with shows
About wizards and
underage strippers (shake it up)
Do these clothes make you forget
that some of us aren't legal yet
Get condoms and some lube
we're going to rape your childhood
Our parents seem to all agree,
to blame it all on Disney
Because that way its so easy
to avoid to get blamed
When you work for Disney
It's practically slavery
And then when you turn 18
they throw you in the trash
Hey look it's Mickey Mouse!
How'd he get in my house
Yo SG how you be?
when you coming back to me?
Hey mickey soon maybe
but right now I'm kinda busy
Excuse me hoe! Oh! FUCK NO!
Does mickey have to slap a hoe?
No Mickey! please don't swing
I'll do another wizards movie
Thats right bitches
Because Disney was so cheap
We barely made any money
So some of us are working at Walmart and Target
Stick to moment you remember
The Disney stars who just disappear
Like the guy from Phil of the Future
the girl from Halloweentown (don't stop)
Pretending we're girls from Disney
Harper wasn't invited to this party (nope!)
I'm hanging out with beibz
Peeing in random spots
How can we grow up so crazy
All drugged up and slutty
But the kids of nick grow ok-
ooh wait nevermind