[SHEILA:]
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!
[SHARON:]
Should we blame the government?
[LIANE:]
Or blame society?
[STUART/GERALD/RANDY:]
Or should we blame the images on TV?
[SHEILA:]
No, blame Canada!
[EVERYONE:]
Blame Canada!
[SHEILA:]
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
[EVERYONE:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[SHEILA:]
We need to form a full assault
[EVERYONE:]
It's Canada's fault!
[SHARON:]
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
[LIANE:]
And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
[SHEILA:]
Well, blame Canada!
[EVERYONE:]
Blame Canada!
[SHEILA:]
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
[EVERYONE:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE:]
They're not even a real country anyway
[MRS. MCCORMICK:]
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
[EVERYONE:]
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
[SHEILA:]
Heck, no!
[EVERYONE:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[SHEILA:]
With all their hockey hullabaloo
[LIANE:]
And that bitch Anne Murray, too
[EVERYONE:]
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for…
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!