I remember the day that I met you
You walked into my life
I knew that you and I were meant to be
The way your big skull let your hair flows
And the way that you stare at me
Or maybe Skype just froze
I want to dedicate my life to you
And all my bandwidth to
400 kilobytes per seconds for you
I want to spend my life
To spend my life with you
You're my online lover
I want to spend my life
To spend my life with you
I just can't wait to meet you
When you come home late at night
And I don't know where you've been
You've been on the web surfing with other men
I want to spend my life
To spend my life with you
You're my online lover
I want to spend my life
To spend my life with you
I just can't wait to meet you
Nothing could ever tear us apart
Except for those brownouts
My friends don't think it's right
They think you're just a creepy guy
But I believe it in my heart
That you're real and have a female parts
So now we meet face to face
Now I really know for sure
You have no heart
I guess my friends were right
You were just a creepy guy
I think I'm gonna burst
Cause this was just a lie
You were all that I wanted
And now I spend my life
Wondering what could have been
No more online lover