[Verse 1:]
When you fightin' and you need a break
Doesn't matter if you're real or fake,
Doesn't matter what the crowd thinks you think
You need sex or man your life is gonna stink
[Chorus:]
I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am stupefied
[Verse 2:]
I'm so happy when I look at them,
Though I'm happier when I'm touching them
It's symbolic of a good atmosphere,
Complications seem to just disappear
[Chorus:]
Look at them glow,
What do you know?
[Verse 3:]
Aristotle never covered this
If he had, I think he woulda missed
There's no need pedantic
This is basic, not romantic
[Chorus:]
I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am mystified
[Chorus:]
I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am crucified
[Verse 1 repeat:]
When you fightin' and you need a break
Doesn't matter if you're real or fake,
Doesn't matter what the crowd thinks you think
You need sex or man your life is gonna stink
[Chorus:]
I'm on my knees for those DD's
Why tell a lie, I am mystified
[Outro:]
Double, double, double, double D's, Double D's,
Double, double, double,
Double, double, double, double D's
God, Jung or Freud,
These are my toys
Think about 'em every night and day.