[Silverware clicking]
[M1:] «can you pass the beats please?»
[F1:] «here you go»
[M1:] «thanks»
[Brad:] «hey mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
And i’m gonna go if that’s ok with you.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Brad:] «why not mom?»
[F1:] «yeah, why mom? he should go.»
[Brad:] «it’s gonna be fun. i’ll get to meet new people…»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Brad:] «oh mom…»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[F1:] «don’t wory brad.»
[F2:] «hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today,
But it was $34, which isn’t that high of a price,
But i was nervous to buy it.
What do you think?
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[F2:] «really? i really like it…»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[F2:] «oh mom, who is?»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[F2:] «mom, you’re so paranoid.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[M3:] «hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[M3:] «yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o’clock…»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[M3:] «do you think you could drop me off there?…»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[M3:] «how am i gonna get there?»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[M3:] «i’ll walk i guess.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Cindy:] «mom, can you pass the salad dressing?»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Cindy:] «please?»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Cindy:] «come on, mom.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Brad:] «i’ll get it for you cindy.»
[Cindy:] «thanks brad.»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Cindy:] «thanks for the tip, ma.»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Brad:] «hey everyone, let’s just go out for ice cream.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Brad:] «why are we eating inside?
It’s a beautiful night.
We need to get out more.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Cindy:] «mother, brad is right.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Cindy:] «we should go out, it’ll be fun.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Cindy:] «come on, let’s go, i could go for some maple walnut.»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[M3:] «yeah, we haven’t gone out together in a long time.»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Cindy:] «you wanna come dave?»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Dave:] «no, i’ll hang out with mom.»
[M1:] «you sure?»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Dave:] «yeah, go without me.»
[M3:] «all right, see you guys later.»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Dave:] «how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is…
You sure know how to cook!
Boy, oh boy, you’re quite a lady.
Say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?»
[Mom:] «nooo!»
[Dave:] «please?»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Dave:] «mom, you’re over reacting!»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Dave:] «why are you so overprotective!?»
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Dave:] «mom! i’m going to the ice cream place!
You’re just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!»
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at you!»
[Screen door closes]
[Mom:] «they’re all gonna laugh at him!»