I am a grown man
Pissing in the shower in my house
Yes, I am a grown man
Pissing in the shower in my house
I have no respect for my family
My kids will take a bath in there today
I know I should go to the toilet
But the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far away
That’s right the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far
Once when I was drunk I
Took a piss in the kitchen sink
But I prefer the shower
My wife’s loofah is starting to stink
When my kids go to school in the morning
They smell like they’re soaking in piss
Sometimes before I shower
I eat some asparagus
I am an animal
Iam the destroyer
They caught me pissing in my neighbor’s pool
And now I have to get a lawyer
It was worth it