You tell me I’m wrong
But I know I’m right
You say «No fucking way»
But I insist that I’m right
So I pull out my phone
And I look it up
I right away see I was wrong
But I pretend I can’t find the answer
So I fake like I’m still looking
And you say, «So who’s right?»
I say, «My phone sucks»
And blame AT&T reception
Then you start to look it up
So I just grab your phone
And drop it into a glass of iced tea