Ultron
You better start to tremble
We’re back baby
Avengers assemble
First off forget about my hammer
And let me indulge you with a thing
I call grammar
I am a God with long blonde flowing hair
And when I’m done with you
You’ll be pissing in your underwear
Thor
Knock you on the floor
You want to step with me
But you can’t step no more
I smash your kneecaps and if you relapse
I’ll break your bones
Just like that
Bruce Banner
Crush your head like a banana
Bigger than the boulder rolling after Indiana
I’m a Hulk humanoid
No I am not shooting steroids
Don’t piss me off or get me annoyed
or your face will be destroyed
Get ready
Get set
On your mark
Here comes my man
Tony Stark
What
What is this
You expect me to rap to your hippity hop beats
Sorry I’m a superhero
Not Eminem
Might as well go on to the next one
Captain America
No I ain’t scared of you
If you’re a citizen in need I’ll carry you
Fight for justice for my country
Serving this land from Monday to Sunday
I play the field
Block with my shield
Ya’ll ain’t gonna puncture this steel
Out of all the avengers I am the best
So let’s cut the beat
And put this rap to rest