what’s up it’s me
and I’m back in action
breaking my back
for the main attraction
Ya’ll thought I was dead
but I’m back in red
like an ongoing bad skin reaction
excuse my profanity
that’s just me
cause I put the I in insanity
So I somewhat died
my skin looks fried
but here I am with a
big fat fucking surprise
just like that dumbass Wolverine
I’ve got a super human healing gene
wipe up Ajax
like a household cleaner
that’s not even his real name!
Now take it Justin Bieber
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an a-hole
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an a-hole
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an a-hole
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an asshole
a superhero?
that doesn’t sound right
I’ll kabob ya with swords
won’t read your rights
no more remorse
no sleepless nights
have you seen this ass
inside these tights?
and bad guys
let this be a warning
I drink a hot cup
of smoking gun in the morning
breaking the fourth wall
to say hi to my fans
chilling with my swords
and my x-men friends
I’m professor deadpool
and I came to teach
so Ajax would you
kindly please take your seat
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an a-hole
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an a-hole
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an a-hole
His real name is Francis
Ajax is an asshole