Текст песни Alex Farnham — Donald Trump huge

— Hello, hello. Where am I?
What is this?
China?
Here we go. Huge announcement.
It’s huge!
And I got some big news for you.
it’s huge
It’s gonna make us great again
because our leaders are really stupid
And so I got a plan that’ll make us win
Do-do-do-do
I’m gonna build a great big wall
to keep out all the brown people
I’m not a bigot
I love Mexicans!
I’m a pretty smart guy
I’ve had billions of dollars all my life
Ever read ‘Art of the Deal’?
Huge success
like the bible
what was that verse again?
Jeb Bush saying his brother kept us safe
but I remember a certain day between that and Iraq
I didn’t think you could catch
any more flack there Jeb
And excuse me can Ben Carson talk any slower?
I know you’re black but you’re no brother
I’m not sure he’s been operating on the right brain
He makes what I say seem tame
I mean, he tried to kill somebody
Let’s be honest
Yeesh!
Ted Cruz, you’re all making me kind of scared
I mean, I say some crazy things
But you’re way out there
You think that this guy’s ever gotten off?
Seems like he nailed Jesus back to the cross
And don’t get me started on Rubio
His finances are so bad
I’d ship him back to Mexico
Kidding.
I know women aren’t exactly in love
with all the ideas that I spout off
Clearly, they just don’t know what they want
Trust me I know about their parts
where their blood comes from
or where ever it starts
And, honestly, I was talking about their ears and mouth
That’s where they bleed from— their ears
Doop-doo-doo-bee-doom
Clearly I’ll be the nominee
Runnin’ against that communist Bernie
I’ll make us the best in the whole wide world
create a job for every guy and girl
And we’re gonna be so strong, so tough
We will be the best
It’s gonna be huge.
You know what I mean?