Aloha, students.
How you guys doing today?
Hey, check it out!
I can play the piano.
You guys having a good day?
If not, you all have a good day.
You guys getting good grades?
You guys gotta get straight A’s, okay?
A for Awesome, huh?
A for Apple.
You guys like apples, yeah?
Hey, everybody loves apples.
I love apples.
‘Cuz it’s food, eh?
Whatever can eat!
Here we go!
I wake up in the morning
And I go to skewl
I put on my slippas and socks
‘Cause it looks kewl
I say, «Whassup?» to the wahine
But they ignore me
‘Cause I stay ugly
No matta’
I could care less
‘Cuz the next period coming up is da best
I talking ’bout cooking class
Culinary
It’s so cheery
We washing our hands to be sanitary
While you sitting in your seat
Learning chem-mah-stah-ree
I’m not gonna get no salmonella
I’m not gonna get no food poisoning, okay?
‘Cause I know what I’m doing
And you don’t
Unless you’re in cooking class
Whassup, man?
Did you cook the turkey for Thanksgiving?
‘Cause I did!
And it was da bomb!
Mmm, smells like clam chowda
We be cookin’ it up
While your teacher gets louda
Excuse me, mista
May I have a snack?
NO
Little boy, put ’em back in your backpack
Sprinkling cheese on my enchilada
Grind ’em so fresh, gotta have anotha!
Oh, my grinds! Oh, no, my grinds.
Oh, my grinds, grinds
It’s grinding time
Oh, my grinds
Oh my ‘licious grinds
Delicious grinds
Grinding all the time
Making food all the time
In Kealakehe high school
Whoa-whoa-oooh
Ooooh-ooooh
Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha
Blah-whaaa
Eh?