Текст песни Alex Farnham — Google demo slam: pimp of the school

I was in the library the other day
When I saw a pretty girl passing by my way
She looked kinda sad
I said, «What’s wrong? Tell me.»
She said, «I kinda need help in geometry.»
I said, «Hey!
I’ll help you out.»
Google Universal’s Search will tell me
What it’s all about.
I used to be a loner with an empty heart
Now thanks to Universal Search
They all think I’m smart
But I’m not
It just appears that way
I’m not really a genius in chemistry
I’m the pimp of the school
They all think I’m cool
Google Translate helps me speak
French and it makes them swoon
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Opposites attract just like Newton’s Law
What’s your problemo
‘Cause I’m your man
Thanks to Google Universal Search
This lesson’s over, slam!