Текст песни Alex Farnham — Greg

Hi, my name is Greg and I live in this house.
When I tip-toe, I’m as quiet as a mouse.
When I’m feeling hungry, I eat lots of grass.
And when I’m feeling thirsty, I sip water out a glass.
Nobody knows that I own a gun,
and when I lay outside, I get burnt by the sun.
Hi, my name is Greg and I don’t like ham.
I don’t like apples and I don’t like Sam.
Sam’s pretty mad and he doesn’t own a cat.
He doesn’t like fat, but hey, I’m cool with that.
I’d shoot him square in his toe.
He won’t know where to go.
Hospitals, hospitals are very clean.
Hospitals, hospitals, hey!
There you are.
You were far from this start. Yay!
Let’s have fun when we run.
And stop…
and go…
and stop!
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