I know you see me
Girl, ’cause I was in a movie
Girl, why you running from me?
You know, I was in a movie
Girl, I can make you smile
no matter what it takes
You know I’m gonna catch ya
I won’t let your heart break.
Yo, what’s up?
My name is Jack.
I’ll overtake your vessel like a heart attack
‘Cause I’m a pirate, savvy?
I plunder and pillage
My movie’s grossed 5 times more than The Village
So whatcha say, m’lady?
Shall we go on a date?
I can be the Captain
and you can be my first mate
Yoo hoo hoo, just forget that rum
We be popping Cristal on my yacht, for fun.
Do you savvy? Do you savvy, son?
My name’s Jack Sparrow. Do you savvy, son?
Hey, how’s it going?
My name is Bam.
Some of you might know who I am.
I film with Knoxville and Wee Man
I recently got slapped by a giant hand
Come with me, I’ll take you out
Slap you in the face with a giant trout
Girl, why you running from me?
You know, I was in a movie
Girl, I can make you smile
no matter what it takes
You know I’m gonna catch ya
I won’t let your heart break
Girl, why you running from me?
You know, I was in a movie.
Girl, I can make you smile
No matter what it takes
You know I’m gonna catcha ya
I won’t let your heart break
Last name Cullen
First name Edward
I’m a vampire, girl, but please don’t be scared
Stepford
Despite what you heard
I’m never gonna bite your neck
I’d rather bite this bird or a cow
Don’t ask me how
I’ll just bite the neck of the cow
You could come with me
I’ll take you to Denny’s
Please don’t mind if I pay with pennies
Buy you a Grand Slam
Treat you like a gentleman
We be rolling deep in my mother’s mini van
Alllll — Allllll — right-y then
That other guy that you’re with is a loo-hoo-hoo-ooser
Loo-hoo-hoo-hoo Loo-hoo-Loo-hoo-ser
H to the P
Harry P
I am a wizard
I cast a spell on you
and make you fall in love with me
Stupify
Look me in the eye
and tell me that you love me, baby
Your one and only wizard Harry.
I’m sorry that my scar might look scary
I know, it’s weird
Ugh ugh
Yo, what’s up girl?
I know ya love me
I’m a hero with lot’s of money
I’ll buy ya anything that ya want
I got bling-bling so let’s all sing
My name is Bruce Wayne
But girl, you can call me Batman
‘Cause girl I will give you everything
Yeah, girl, I will give you everything
So tell the Joker I ain’t joking
Nah nah nah, I ain’t joking, I ain’t joking
I think you’re joking, Batman
I’m the Joker
Yo, what’s up girl?
What happened to the beat?
It’s ’cause I’m a bad guy, right?
You know what?
I’ll make my own song and it’ll be a lot better
It’ll be funnier, too
Wanna know how I got these scars?!