Star waaarrrsss
will never end
now that the force has been awakened
it’s the world renowned saga back at it again
Darth Vader’s got nothing on my Kylo Ren
You might have looked cool back in ’85
But now you look like broken robot
from a known Disney rhyme.
We’re bringing back the puppets,
and then mixing it with the latest CG.
Throw in a major motion budget,
courtesy of the vault of Disney.
A long long long long time ago
in a Galaxy far far far away.
A story was created, that changed life to this day.
Now they want to re-create it,
with not a George but a JJ.
Not a Luke, but a girl named Ray Ray.
What else can I really say say
Thank you Disney for the payday.
Abrams made the new Star Trek,
he’s a star wars traitor.
So shut up, sit down and listen
to your daddy Darth Vader
Kylo Ren, don’t make me laugh
even your mumma wants my autograph.
Mess with my empire, feel my wraith.
Plea your ass in a coffin band.
And what about the prequels?
Those three movies were the best,
Jar Jar Binks, Phantom Menace.
You guys remember Jar Jar Binks?
What a character that guy was, right?
(Chokes) Don’t hurt me!
Star Wars
will never end
now that the force has been awaken.