(Justin:)
My girl doesn't love me
Will you always be a Belieber?
[Justin's ex girl:]
Yes.
(Justin:)
Her new love is 1D
I'm under pressure
I puked at my show
Now my girl prefers One Direction
Was a Belieber
But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection
She wants to
Bang Harry
Why doesn't she wanna bang me?
Doesn't she know that I've got swag!
Girl, why don't you love me?
I'm better than 1D
Even though I threw up at my last live show
And what's with your daddy?
He's extremely scary
I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat
Oh my god that's
Harry from 1D!
(Harry:)
We had sex
And she told me she hates you
Right after she she she she she she blew me
I'm sorry
(Justin:)
Is my run over?
Everywhere I go people are laughing at my milk barf
Yes, I'm a poser
But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your car
What about all you guys?
You're my dancers, you must be on my side
(Dancer 1:)
Sorry but we prefer boy bands.
(Justin:)
Guys please do not leave me
You gotta belieb me
I'm better than 1D, I'm telling the truth
(Dancer 2:)
Did you just stay belieb?
That's totally corny
(Dancer 3:)
Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke.
(Justin:)
But I am so
swaggy
Can't you see?
Nobody loves me
I fucking hate 1D