Ya, it’s thanksgiving!
A kids favorite holiday!
Good thing I have this calendar from the future with the wrong date.
Oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh!
OOOOO YEAAAA
Oh oh oh!
I’m alone.
Where’s my dad? Or mom? Here we go!
I’m only eight and I just made a song that will take you, take you
To a loaded gun to waste yourself ooo yea
OOOOO YEAAAA
I stole me these babies
I looke like a fat Usher
This kid will kiss me
After we all get high on
Red wine and roofies!
Oh Oh Oh, This song’s giving
Ev-ery-one reason to end their own life
Oh Oh Oh, It’s not Friday
But it’s produced by the same fuckin’ guy
Who is now outside
He’s a pedophile
Where’s Chris Hansen?
Let’s pray we live
Yo, It’s Thanksgivin’ Givin’
And Our Parents Are All Missin’
(Come on girl)
Nothing Is Forbidden
When You’re With A Pedo
He’s Gonna Give Sex To You
And You, And You
Can’t Be Hateful
Gotta Be Grateful
Gotta Be Grateful
Cause He’ll Cut You
Mashed Potatoes On My On My Nipple
I Got Groped
He Put Roofies In Our Cokes
Gettin’ High Havin’ A Good Time
We’ll Be Laughing As We Die
It’s Our Last Thanksgiving
(come on)
Our Parents Are Missing
Turkey Microphone!
Oh Oh OH, It’s Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving)
We We We Are Gonna Hump A Dark Guy
Oh Oh OH, It’s Thanksgiving (Oh Ya!)
We We We Are Gonna Probably Die
In The Turkey
AIDS!
Mashed Potatoes
AIDS!
We We We Are Gonna Totally Die
In The Turkey
AIDS!
Mashed Potatoes
AIDS!
This Thanksgiving We Got Kidnapped