When someone tries to throw me shade
I use a spell I learned on
Wizards of Waverly Place because I really am a witch
I turn on the niceness pretend I like em
they don’t realize I am full of shit
I kill em with kindness til their body’s lifeless
you’re dead you’re dead you’re dead now!
When I treat someone kind they always die
but I cannot be charged with a crime
I get away with murder all the time yeah that’s right
Instagram haters and Twitter trolls
I direct message them a sweet hello
and when they read it at first they’re smiling
but soon they are dying
I don’t use violence
I kill em with kindness it’s worse than a kick in the privates
if I feel slighted you should be frightened
cos I’ll explode your head now
Selena Gomez she must be stopped!
Her evil power it must be blocked!
That kind of sweetness who could resist it?
This Canadian!
Hey Justin Bieber your country needs ya,
to stop your ex girlfriend Selena
You’re numb and jaded from female attention
her spell will not affect you