[Zayn]
Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike
To make all you teen girls wet with delight
Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
That’s us taking your dad’s cash
[Harry]
oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange
But I just feel right when I’m rubbing on Zayn
please don’t tell Taylor Swift, she’d get pissed
Even though I dumped that bitch
[Liam]
Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
[Simon]
It’s Your Punishment
[Liam]
For What?
[Simon]
For shaving your head!
[Harry]
Now let’s all go
[All]
To Prison
so we can dance with locked up men
and then we can pretend that we play instruments,
by posing with them in stupid pics
[Harry]
Why don’t we take off all our clothes
And play a game of drop the soap!
Hell Yea
[Simon]
I WILL TAKE the photographs!
[All]
Let’s Drop Our Pants!
[Harry]
And these 5 soap bars!
[Zayn]
Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
It will make this video less crappy
This is ridiculous, diculous
Who is directing this shit?
[Niall]
Oh, I’m only Irish guy singing in this song
That’s why I dance like a gay leprechaun
Also I play guitar, play guitar
Did ya know I play guitar?
[Liam]
Oh Holly Crap
Taylor Swift is on our ass
She’s got a GAT
[Taylor]
Ahhhhh!
[Zayn]
She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a
[All except Harry]
hit song about how you did her so wrong
[Taylor]
I knew you were Trouble Harry!!
Can’t you see you belong with me?
[Harry]
Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
Using my secret nipple trick
[ALL]
Go for it
[Taylor]
Omg what the hell is that?!
[ALL]
He just made her crash
[Harry]
With my 4 nipples!!!!
[ALL]
Harry has 4 nipples
Harry has 4 nipples
They made Taylor drive off the road
[Louis]
To celebrate let’s all dress up as
[ALL]
Sea – ee – men
Because we all love sea – ee – men
[Niall]
we mean jizz
[Louis]
I’m gonna give Harry a french kiss
[Zayn]
I am gonna suck on my own dick
[ALL]
Taylor was just a cover up
[Harry]
To hide the fact I like man Butt
[Taylor]
What did you say
[ALL]
How the hell is she still alive
[Taylor]
I will never die!
Now let me kill you!