Look into my eyes while I masturbate
The future is here
Look into my eyes while I masturbate
while I masturbate, while I masturbate
Look into my eyes while I masturbate
while I masturbate, while I masturbate (the future is here)
(Guy 1)
Year 2010, now we live in space
The fate of our race is to masturbate
Fun is to be had amongst the stars
Take a look at the size of my right forearm
Where we are now there are no laws
You can catch me holding my cyber dog
Your mind is your greatest asset you see
Unzip your pants and set yourself free
(Guy 2)
Robots have taken over the world
And unfortunately destroyed all the girls
Now we all live in cyber space
And our only escape is to masturbate
Down on earth just ain't no fun
But up in space I can shoot my gun
We're free, we're wild, we're happy gay
So pull down your pants let's break away (the future is here)
Look into my eyes while I masturbate
while I masturbate, while I masturbate
Look into my eyes while I masturbate
while I masturbate, while I masturbate (the future is here)
(Guy 1)
I can't believe it 2010 (the future is here)
(Guy 2)
The internet is my only friend (the future is here)
(Guy 1)
I stuff my pants like a shining star (the future is here)
(Guy 2)
My mom and dad walked in on me once (while I masturba-a-a-a-ate)