Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright because I got rid of my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
You can't tell he used to be my gramps
You can only tell that he's ladylike
He took scissors and cut off his man pipe
Got double D's, applies lipstick all night
It's so wrong that
it kinda looks right
High off of drugs, changed his name to Kate
She likes to huff paint all day
While she masturbates
Seeing him in makeup really brings me down
Mini skirts and no panties when she hits the town
Why can't we go back to the way it was
When you was my grandpa and I was your grandson?
Havin' two grandmas is really tough
And what's with the red hair?
Are you f*cking nuts?!
You used to be Superman with the wind on your back
Now you look like Lois Lane and you don't have a sack
Come over here, Grandpa
Look me in the eyeball
I can't believe you turned into my grandma
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright because I got rid of my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
I love my poppy so much, I could barely breathe
Now instead of farts I hear him smashin' queefs
Gotta a bushel of fuzzies
Hidin' away a monstrosity
Braggin' about his kitty and titties
Makin' bitchy-ass faces
Screwin' away to hard places
Takin' boy toys to the ball game for hot dogs and lemonade
Gets mad and claims he's on the rack
Two grannies, a whole hamp-full of panties!
The face of an old grump and a wig and makeup
Forgot to take his meds and he won't shut up
Everyone in town thinks he's old and gay
So he picks fights outside of Old Country Buffet
My friends say I've got a GILF
As he's struttin' through the mall
In his fancy high heels
I guess in the end, I'm glad for my poppy
He's horny, he's happy, he's got a hot body
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright because I got rid of my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy