I’ve had so much sex I cannot walk straight
and that’s why I’m walking side to side
My boyfriend is big and I’ve got very small tiny body
he’s hung like a horse and I’m like a jockey
and I spend all my free time riding
and that’s the reason I’m walking like my legs are made of rubber
— She’s been playing too much hide the cucumber
— That poor girl her condition’s frightening
My friends say:
— You have sex too much!
I think they’re just jealous
— No we’re worried you’ll die!
— No I won’t I’m fine, ooh time to get laid!
— My god she’s never satisfied!
— Were you in a fight?
— No I just got banged so hard I bounced off the bed four times
There’s a new law
I have to feature on
every singe X-rated sex song
and show off my big fat jiggly bum
while I sing and rap lyrics full of dumb sex puns
Ariana’s body’s itsy-bitsy got lots of meat on my bones
Ariana’s too skinny
that’s why she keeps having sex injuries huh…
she’d have no problem if she got a fake ass like me
big booty bouncing on any dude who do me two thick that fat pillows provide backside protection to me get tough
having sex ain’t kid stuff this ain’t “Sam and Cat” or that crap “Victorious”
My friends said I have sex too much that I should learn mouth stuff so I gave that a try
Lost sight in this eye broke both of my legs and now he got me rolling side to side (side to side)
I fractured my spine and cracked my pelvis
now from the waist down I’m paralyzed (paralyzed)
— Shouldn’t you be in a hospital bed?
—The doctor said meet him here instead
— Let’s see now well the news isn’t great you’ve have too much sex we’ll have to amputate!