At last I’ve found a man who won’t leave me fast
Great a-ss
And when I drone on he’s doesn’t talk back
In the bedroom
Oh…
He lets me do all the things that I like to do
When we screw.
Oh yeaaaahhhhhh
And even though this song’s title is ‘Style’
It’s not at all about Harry Styles
You can see I’m over that guy!
This video is a boring piece of sh-it.
I don’t know why anyone would even want to watch it
It’s just a lame rip-off of True Detective’s credits
Mixed with a bad film school thesis
It’s so fucking pretentious
I went way over budget on ‘Blank Space’
I destroyed a vintage sports car
it was such a waste
That’s why this vid is just crap
projected on my face
And these pieces of broken glass
These pieces of broken glass
I’m psycho
By now everyone in the world knows
But I don’t
Act all crazy in this video
I’ll play nice girl
Oh
And ever though I’m the devil I’ll fool the world
I’ll fool the world!
This song sounds like the soundtrack of ‘Drive’
With its cheesy eighties synth vibe
And that annoying funk guitar line
I’m going to use a Satanic ritual
To bring you to life so you’re not just a big doll
You’ll be my real boyfriend
and you’ll always make me smile
And we both will kill Harry Styles
We’ll skin and kill Harry Styles!
We’re here to stop you Taylor
You are sick
This is the last time that you write about me you b-itch!
You can’t stop me!
Oh yes we can.
Boys unzip your pants
Let’s use our One Erection power
Our gigantic One D power!