[Hook 1: Rihanna]
I'm friends with the monster
His name's Eminem
Going to take a journey
Inside of his head
I'm trying to save him
Don't find this process
Have you seen Inception?
Yea, we stole that conception
[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm inside my brain trying to find out
my true freak
You see need to reveal the real me
Do you think that elevator's an antique?
I think I'm going to get motion sick, excuse me
looks like I ate cake and tacos too
And there's mom's spaghetti
Knees weak, palms are sweaty
Wrong song you deadbeat!
Now I see me, wait this is confusing
Why do I look like a baby?
It's the birth of Slim Shady
Don't you see?
You and Dr. Dre created me, whoo!
Get me out of here Riri
Oh shit, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep
Goddamn, I'm back in this weird dream
I'm beginning to think that Rihanna is not a
real shrink
You should just listen to me
Do drugs, bash gays
Hate on boy bands, and always be angry
Here's some pills to help you think
[Hook 2: Rihanna]
Em should get a sponsor
He's such a pill head
Maybe from Vicodin, Valium or Ambien
He's always so pissed off
He can't catch his breath
Eminem calm down please
Stop with all the yelling
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Flashback to my wigger mindset
I look like I stole somebody's
Oversized UPS outfit and freebased in it
And on top of all of that crap
I'm weraring a doo-rag
And can't control my hands
Cut me slack I was trailer trash
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!
Who the hell's this faggot ass dude yodeling?
Dude I don't know, it's your weird ass dream
I'm here Elton John the gay pianist
You're still using that word?
Time for you to pay
Come here give me a kiss
Oh no, my toupée!
Without that stupid wig you look cute actually
Can I please suck your dick?
What the hell's happening in my head?
Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy
If I'm relaying the voice in my head's saying
I really am disturbed
[Hook 3: Rihanna]
Marshall's on a roof now
How did that happen?
Pretty sure that elevator was descendin'
I guess his messed up head
Can't tell direction
Whatever, never mind
Back to the storyline
This song's almost over
This must be the end
Whatever is in that box
Must be his demon
Wait, what the fuck
It's a giant M&M
You dumbass, don't you see?
This is your destiny
Set yourself free!
[Outro x2: Eminem]
Cause I’m a candy, yes I’m a man candy
Now my rap name finally makes sense to you and me
Moral of the story kids, don’t do drugs
Don’t do drugs, don’t do drugs
[Children]
(Who the fuck is this guy?)
(I don't know, my stupid mom hired him)