Summer after high school, I noticed it.
You would make out with a picture of Zack Morris.
And on your 80th birthday,
you got a Tom Cruise Tattoo.
You like to get my boyfriend's liquor and lock me in my room.
Drink tons of appletinis and wear women's shoes.
I found a stash of Playgirls in your room.
Grandma doesn't know that you don't like chicks.
And how you spend all day searching the internet for dick.
In another life, maybe you would be straight.
But now I gotta say
I think my grandpa's super gay.
My grandpa's super gay.
I used to have a gerbil named Johnny Cash.
One day I found out that you stuck him up your ass.
Your favorite singer is Cher
and you dress like Elton John. Whoaa.
You own the Twilight series on Dvd.
Caught you paused on Robert Pattinson beating your meat.
It's time to face the music, you are a wrinkled queen.
Grandma doesn't know that you don't like chicks.
And how you spend all day searching the internet for dick.
In another life, maybe you would be straight.
But now I gotta say
I think my grandpa's super gay.
My grandpa's super gay.