Check out my hair, isn’t it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup
Are managers says we have to act straight
Even we’re all gay
We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick
Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They can’t know oh oh
That you’re not hetero
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
Get away you pschyo’s I have some mase
Damn that blow oh oh’s
Bet that you taste beautiful
No no! Get lost you druged up homo’s!
We’re playing sports so we seem staight.
Our manager said that’s a good way ah ah
You need the gals for record sales
So you better be kicking that ball all damn day
Oh what’s the point
Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like pen!s
We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate
I’m gonna think about you
I’m gonna think about you too
God damn it guys stop being gay
99% of your fans are staright ladies
If they find out your queers our sales will go away
Oh fine we’ll save it for another time
There’s a girl go and act like straight guys.
Na na na na na na na na na na
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch
I have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine
Ya, lets go that sounds so magical
No, no, no, do not go over to his home.
Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful.