Remember when I was a ten
and did not look like a guy
My hair was long, I had clothes on
But now I get nude and cry
Since the VMA’s
all the people say
I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke
made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smith’s
I’m basically a wrecking ball
for the youth of America
All I want is to brainwash them all
with my massive nipples
under my tee
We must be like Miley
Now watch me ride a ball and try
to make a seductive face
But creepily I totally
look just like Nicholas Cage
Time for me to lick this hammer
like it’s a big metal penis
I’ll lick anything for more attention
this condom looks delish
I’m naked on a wrecking ball
showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I’m dry humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to twerk crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy
Excuse me I’m here for the porn
Bend over girl let’s make this quick
What do you mean? This is not porn
Then why the hell are you naked?
Because I’m a wannabe whore
who sluts it up
to get more views.
So that means we don’t have to screw?
“THANK GOD!”
Excuse me!
You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy.
Sorry sweetie it’s true.
I ruined a beautiful song with a disgusting video.
OK, this has gone on way too long.
You, need to get off our – our construction site.
How do you expect us to work
with a crazy anorexic chick
swinging naked from our equipment.
And licking and humping everything she sees.
Sorry, but I’m not leaving.
Oh, no, now she’s twerking.
Dear god, just kill us now please!