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[YO-LANDI] Now listen to me fucking nicely Ninja.
We need to stop fucking around, yeah.
It's time to step up our fucking game, my bro.
It's time to get the fucking respect we deserve on the streets!
I don't want to roll around like a fucking drowning rat for the rest of my life!
It's time for some action, my bro.
It's now or fucking never, Ninja.
If you want to be next level, we need to fucking roll next level!
Nothing is fucking happening for us, 'cause look how we're fucking rolling.
No one takes us seriously and I'm fucking sick of it.
We need to keep it gangster, my bro.
We need to fucking make a movie or we're fucked.
It's time to bump up the fucking bass and take the shit to the next.
Fuck everyone, seriously Ninja, fuck everyone!
Let's do this, my bro, let's fucking do this!
Fucking lazy ass, get up! Get up, Ninja! Fuck you! Fuck you!
You always play dead!
It's so stupid!
I can feel you breathing!
Get up, get up! Ninja, do something!
Just say one thing, just say one thing!
Wake up! Get up! I hate this guy!
I fucking hate this guy!
I need you and you just leave me.
Why wont you just stand up?
Please, Ninja, I love you dude, please, get up.
[NINJA] I hate you…
[YO-LANDI] I hate you too!
[NINJA] Good morning South Africa!
[YO-LANDI] *sings* I'm old enough to bleed, I'm old enough to breed, old enough to crack a brick in your teeth while you sleep!
[NINJA] It's gangster!
[YO-LANDI] Just look at those fucling wheelchairs, mate.
Those things are so dark.
That's why no one takes us seriously, baby, because we are roll in those fucking things.
And you're a pussy to roll around in a fucking wheelchair like that.
Those fucking things give me nightmares, baby.
[NINJA] You always have to moan all the time about everything.
[YO-LANDI] Because fucking people are laughing at us with these fucking things.
[NINJA] Oh, fuck, man!
Everything looks so strange!
Fuck, I'm need some water!
Whoa the funny bong looks like a big, fat, long schlong.
Oh, it's a long dong bong made in Hong Kong my big bongs balls bubble when I take a hit.
[YO-LANDI] Get out of fucking road!
Fucking cop!
Come, let's fuck off.
Here's your bra!
[NINJA] So, I'll try it on.
Check out my motherfucking bling, bitch.
Fucking gangster, gangster.
[YO-LANDI] Give me one too, Mayberry.
Give me one of those fucking rings.
[NINJA] It's after death, bitch, it's after death.
You can one kiss. One kiss!
[YO-LANDI] Give me one also!
[NINJA] You can kiss it.
[YO-LANDI] Give it to me! Ninja! Diamonds! Give me my fucking diamonds!
You sure that's the fucking place?
You fucking shure?
We can do this?
We can fucking do this?
[NINJA] Yes!
[SELLER WHEELCHAIRS] You here to chexk the wheelchairs?
So, these are the wheelchairs, they're the ultimate in wheelchairs.
Pure leather seats. Wide rims. Spoked mag wheels. Even got seat belts. Ground foot rests. Arm rests. Heated arm rests and power steering.
This thing is so tight it can turn on and fast.
And the ride is smooth, like a Rolls Royce.
In fact, this is the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs, but very expensive.
[YO-LANDI] How much are they?
[SELLER WHEELCHAIRS] Poppy.
Maybe a little too expensive for people like you.
[YO-LANDI] What do you mean, people like us?
Fuck you, wormy!
[SELLER WHEELCHAIRS] No! Fuck you!
You're a waste of a white skin!
You're like white niggers!
[YO-LANDI] *sings* Ninja, Ninja, Ninja, Ninja, we need to start fucking stand up again.
[SELLER DRIVE WHEEL] How is it folks, can I help you?
[NINJA] Do you have hologram mags?
[SELLER DRIVE WHEEL] Yes, I got hologram mags yeah, man, everything here.
[YO-LANDI] *sings* No one takes us seriously and I'm fucking sick of it. We need to keep it gangster, my bro!
Fuck off the lime. Rolls Royce!
[NINJA] I once had this fucking dream.
A dream that I was like he greatest rapper in the whole fucling world.
Like in the whole fucking universe, actually.
And like I drove through the hood, my electric wheelchair.
I got grand rims and shit, like beats bumping off your fucking face.
Everyone would know me.
Like everyone would love me.
[YO-LANDI] That's fucking gangster, Mayberry.
[NINJA] Gangsta number one.
[YO-LANDI] Ninja, I think that God's forgiven us.
[NINJA] What?
[YO-LANDI] I think that God's forgiven us.
[NINJA] Yeah, God's a good guy.
Don't worry, everything's going to be fine.
[YO-LANDI] I hope so.
[NINJA] Come on, let's do this nice.
[YO-LANDI] God, we just took a little bit more…
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