Why won’t asians have sex with me?
I’m really good at math and I love Bruce Lee
I want you to be my fortune Cookie
Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me
With me-e-e Ooh no
I’m the kind of guy with a long sexual past
Gets so much ass my cock needs a cast
Sex all the time it gets so messy
I fucked more bitches than uncle Jessy
But when it comes to a certain type of race
You asian girls spray Mace in my face
I do not understand what I’m doing wrong
That’s why I wrote you asians girls a special song
Why won’t asians have sex with me?
I play the violin and I love sushi
I would like to perform some bukkake
Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me
Met my first asian when I was only 3
First day at nursery her name was Kamelin
I crawled over quick to show her my thing
I got more love for her than people in Beijing
I’m like what’s wrong baby, why you think you’re so shifty?
At least let me play with your Hello Kitty
She said no no no, you make me sick
and she got into her mum's souped-up Honda Civic
Is it cause I’m taller than 5.3?
Or is it cause there’s hair on my body?
Is it cause I don’t like to drink sake wine
That you’ll never ever ever ever love me long time?
Is it cause I’m eastern european
And I’m not sure if you’re Japanese Chinese or corean
is it cause I rarely go to the barber
that you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor?
Just because I live in my mum’s garage
there are no happy endings at my asian massage
I love you girl from Japan and Manilla,
but you run away from me like I was freaking godzilla
If i was fit and a little bit leaner
I can maybe kiss the asian at my little dry cleaner
But untill that day happens, untill that day comes
I’ll never get my hands off my asian plum
If you love me baby, my love will go far
I would even let you ride me like I was a car
but I would be careful, I’ll hold on tight,
Cause I’ve seen you girls drive before
And it’s not a pretty sight cause you’re asian
Why won’t asians have sex with me?
All I really want is asian pussy
I try and I try and I never succeed
Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me
With me-e-e Oh no
Lick my balls