You know
Young broke bachelors
we ain’t really ever had too many options
but some girls out here have low standards though
phone call can’t stall
girl want me take her to that mall
skinny mocha latte in tall tall
see a girl matching, she brawl brawl
go to the bathroom for just a second
checking my phone and she getting hellish
see text from Britney, she getting jealous
catch me on the toilet like I am Elvis
my girlfriend mad and moody
won’t let me play Call of Duty
she making me drink green smoothies
she stuck on my arm like tattoo
my girlfriend mad and moody
won’t let me play Call of Duty
she making me drink green smoothies
she stuck on my arm like tattoo
upset
trackings on trackings, she tapping and tapping
she make me share my every move
I got 10 missed calls from you
and 30 texts too
she take the steps to
put me in stress, true
I ask that girl like “babe what is wrong?”
she tell me “nothing is going on”
I’m like “really? Your makeup is running on”
She running from questions like marathon
I can’t go out
with my guys without her given permission
talking that talk, never listen
gotta post them pics on Insta
three a week, she set a quota
always chilling on my sofa
if you so thirsty, get a soda
she a little high maintenance
she even dragged my ass to yoga
that scary glare she give me, spooky
don’t pressure me to buy that Gucci
got trackings on trackings, she tapping and tapping
I think she might be on her cycle
If I say that, she go psycho
and put me out just like a light, though
she got my debit card and my code
she buying so much crap from Michael’s
out in the cold she take my coat
I think I messed up like a typo
phone call can’t stall
girl want me take her to that mall
skinny mocha latte in tall tall
see a girl matching, she brawl brawl
go to the bathroom for just a second
checking my phone and she getting hellish
see text from Britney, she getting jealous
catch me on the toilet like I am Elvis
my girlfriend mad and moody
won’t let me play Call of Duty