My girlfriend got into my car
Told me listen to her new CD
What the fuck are you smoking?
Do I look 14?
No trust me it's so great
I'm totally #TeamTayTay
Come on just give it a play
Later on I dropped her off
She left her new Taylor CD
So I decided to put it on
What's the worst that could happen?
Oh my God, what a sick beat
Her voice sounds so soft and sweet
All these lyrics are relating to me
I could listen to this till my life ends
So I listen while I'm lifting
She gives me energy
And I listen in the shower
When I'm making love to me
I listen when I'm hurting
Her ballads are everything
It's like I'm never lonely
Like she's my best friend
She's always tweeting
Inspirational quotes
And then I read them
At the time I need them most
I think about her
when I'm having sex with my girlfriend
Because she is my soulmate
What?
I've got to make a plan
First, I have to get rid of my current girlfriend
I have to make it look like it was an accident, like
Hey Lisa get in here quick
Your dog is barfing I think it's sick
Oh no there is so much blood
Now I don't have a girlfriend
Hey Taylor here I come
I got your address
Thanks to googlemaps.com
I've got your favourite flowers
A tatoo of your name
I hope you feel the same baby
Cause I'm on my way
Oh you look so cute up in your bedroom
Oh I can't wait
To be up there with you soon
Hey sir who are you?
Can I help you?
Sure smell these flowers
Don't you think they smell good?
Now I'm opening the front door
I think I smell her scent
Now I'm checking out the knick-knacks
We both like Titanic
And then I hear a loud scream
I turn around and see
It's my beautiful Taylor
Taylor it's me
Then she runs away screaming
LOL she's so funny
She locks herself in the bathroom
Guess we're playing hide and seek
Oh silly Taylor baby
I can hear your breathe
Hey remember your hit song
«You belong with me»?
So she runs to the bedroom
She's playing hard to get
I get distracted by the closet
She looks so pretty in red
Hey Tay Tay can you wear this?
The first time we make love
Just give me a kiss baby
You'll feel the same
I guess I was all wrong
Maybe we're not soulmates
I misread the situation
I had another destiny
I'm not supposed to be with her
I'm supposed to be her
But I can't be her
So I'll just wear her face