We’re on a runaway train
The conductor had a meltdown
The people in the dining car
Are screaming really, really loud
We need a hero
Someone to save us
Yeah, we need a hero
To bring us through the danger
We need a hero
Somebody competent
We need a hero
To save the day
So I put the engineer’s hat
On the top of my head
The people go fucking crazy
A guy says «You’re the man, man»
And a deaf woman signs
«Go get ’em»
Then I go to the cab
And I toot the whistle
That’s something I always wanted to do
Then right away we fly off the bridge
Because I don’t know what I’m doing